If I ever went to the Oscars

If I was ever to attend the Oscars I would be nominated for best screen play (or best director or best actress) I would also wear something like that picture up there... but it would be black.

I would probably not wear any make up, and it would make me look older than everybody else and I would stop at every microphone for an interview.... the glamours life of Hollywood.... but i am glad that I will never have to attend the Oscars, Holywood is not my favorite place.

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